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hotsenator:

Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with shit you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored

fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

did-you-kno:

A Dutch designer is working with scientists to create glow-in-the-dark trees, hoping to one day use them in place of street lights.  Source

did-you-kno:

A Dutch designer is working with scientists to create glow-in-the-dark trees, hoping to one day use them in place of street lights. Source

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

blessedbeing22:

Babies sneezing is the best thing

blessedbeing22:

Babies sneezing is the best thing

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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is it free
every student ever when offered something (via boobnudes)

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

alafiyatried:

mrnargalicious:

tibby-wynter:

fartgallery:

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

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That last image is too adorable to not reblog.

this is the cutest

bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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unapologeticoptimism:

tinalikesbutts:

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

This…. This is my favorite thing.

ben-c:

The Every Occasion Card

ah yes, just the card i needed to send